Lyrics
Intro Skit :
(Billy Running upstairs to office) Thank god I found you, there seems to be a problem with JX and ED They seem to be collaborating on some sort of project Go ahead and See if you can Interrupt they’re proximity. (Coworker yells) “got dammit billy I’m already busy”
Chorus :1x It’s a flat earth, yeah, it’s a flat earth. Welcome to it, welcome to it, welcome to it. You’ve been brainwashed since birth, since birth. Welcome to it, welcome to it, welcome to it.
Verse 1 (Jason X) : Everyone knows Eric Dubay gonna kill this track So I might as well go ham while I can set fire on the globe man. Wish I was a vegan not breathing and eating all this food that’s not giving hello friendly greetings, They don’t want that beef and, Don’t end up being indoctrinated by the people that brainwashed us and the ones that masturbated all over the Declaration of Independence Fuck the heliocentric model I don’t believe in it, nor do I have any patients for people like Aristotle. Had to pour de-greaser on my brain, and come back full throttle. I Shouldn’t be feeling like the enemy For what I believe While these the mothers fuckers lying to our face in the 33rd degree. They know I’m coming with a vengeance They don’t like what they see. Fuck V Sauce and Joe Rogan and all the other shill channels That tried to slice the truth they gonna see us pretty soon Face to face about their paid lies They’re scared to debate with the great Eric Dubay. “Ha” You chose wise.
Chorus :2x It’s a flat earth, yeah, it’s a flat earth. Welcome to it, welcome to it, welcome to it. You’ve been brainwashed since birth, since birth. Welcome to it, welcome to it, welcome to it.
Verse 2 (Eric Dubay) : Yo, everyone thinks that the flat earth’s dumb, ‘cause that’s what you’ve been taught ever since you were young, but it is really smart to believe in something you accepted at a time when your mind hadn’t learned to question? Did you know that every single culture in the world had a flat earth map and that back then flat was a default fact with the caveat that aristocrat’s could pretend inventions, like the globe, a spinning ball Earth. Lies from Pythagoras, rise to be cursed, fall for the pseudo-science, won’t be the first, who ever so defines it, clones the inverse, like Busta Rhymes with his flip-mode squad, they flippin’ every floppin’ thing upside down, turn a flat map to a globe spin it round, now they got you looking up to the ground. While you’re at it, dig a hole to China and tell me if you come out legs first when they find ya, and is the sky really under your feet, does the stream run upside-down when you pee, does the rain rise up from the sky to your seat, do the plants grow down from the ground underneath? Of course not. You’re living on a level plane. Everything’s right-side up in our domain. And you ask, why would they lie? To make you so dumb that it makes me wanna cry. You’re sucking on your thumb and you lost your third eye, clinging to a ball-earth while it zips by. NASA’s now your master kiss your brain goodbye. It’s so sad that you bought this fad and now don’t get mad but it would be rad if your deadbeat dad got his undergrad from a Craigslist ad, but you know full well that it can’t be done, like water sticking to a ball spun around the sun, faster than a fucking bullet shot from a gun. They measured the ball Earth: 6 garillion tonnes.
Chorus :2x It’s a flat earth, yeah, it’s a flat earth. Welcome to it, welcome to it, welcome to it. You’ve been brainwashed since birth, since birth. Welcome to it, welcome to it, welcome to it.
